-Apparently succubi can purr.
-impending zombie Apocalypse is in the cards...and the cards don't lie
-There's a second year that maliciously implants catchy songs in peoples' heads and runs away in the
confusion
-There's offers for membership in 'exclusive clubs' if you can shut down other 'exclusive clubs'...all denied, of course. Apparently the nightlife here doesn't care for competition. The Crazed Rave has something of a vendetta against the Pit of Sin after a libelous (so they claim) ad campaign (alledging that the Rave has to abduct its customers), while Madame Odette distains the others wholesale and
attempts to stand above them as an establishment for
refined tastes.
-So, apparently 3d minesweeper is a thing
-Conjurer's Chess and Wizard Chess are two completely different things, and the 748 AD rules patch for Viziers is hax!
-the Headmaster was caught stealing tokens from the community pot. No one's sure
why
-Recent wildfires throughout a series of corridors has started a witch hunt for sorcerers.
-There's an ifreet that just won't stop laughing for some reason, you could probably harvest some tears off of him if you want to risk it
-I heard there was an end of term test and I haven't been to class since September, I'm
screwed!
-The Scholomance Gift Shop reports that their top-selling tshirt this month is "I attended Scholomance and all I got was this shirt and some PTSD", beating out "What do you call a room full of dead Enchanters?"/"A good start"
-Would the owner of the talking parrot please come take responsibility for the complete mess of the evening of one Johann Strauss please? Parrot is foul mouthed, addicted to nicotine and speaks English, Portuguese and Cantonese
-Necromancer's scythe comes in surprisingly handy when fending off hordes of hostile wheat
-Conjurer's conference coming up. Batten down the hatches
-Apparently you can bottle and distill moonlight. Goes well as a very light wine, reputedly
-There's a newsletter going around, helpful if you can read past the propaganda.